FRIENDSHIP IS TAGGING

[sailorkindness.livejournal.com]

PONY POST

Now you're a pony. Were you a pony all along, or is this a new and baffling experience to you? I dunno. The only answer I have is PONIES AND MAGIC.

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[sailorkindness.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: And if anypony is baffled by their new hoovedness, here's somepony who can help out! Surely she is not at all adverse to being approached by strangers. Be sure to demand explanations loudly and with great impatience, that is sure to increase her productivity as a guide to being equine.]]

[love-hurricane.livejournal.com]

[No hands.]

[No hands no hands no hands oh god, is this a nightmare? Please be a nightmare- Actually no, that is a stupid question. It's a nightmare. He's not even going to let it have the option of not being a nightmare wake up wake up wakeupwakeupwakeup-]

[So yes, that steel-blue pegasus with its hooves clamped over its eyes does look a bit crazy. So what. you got a problem with that?]

[sailorkindness.livejournal.com]

[...Oh dear. Um. He's just. Well he's just being awfully conspicuous there, isn't he. Someone should really help him. Someone very outgoing and friendly.]

[Fluttershy keeps glancing around and hoping they'll show up. Where is everypony, she's been watching this guy for like twenty minutes hoping he'll just... get better or something, this is really starting to freak her out...]

[M-maybe just a little longer]

[Mmmmmnngh okay.]

[She creeps a little closer to the colt. Not much. Well, in front of the bush she was watching from behind, at least.]

...um... Sir...?

[love-hurricane.livejournal.com]

[The fact that he hadn't woken up yet was merely proof that this was a nightmare- one of those ones you couldn't wake up from. Obviously. He'd tried repeating the 'wakeupwakeupwakeup' out loud for a bit, but that had just made him realise how terribly strange his face felt, and that was worse.]

[Then there was a voice.]

[A very small one, yes, but no matter how small or meek or hidden a voice was could prevent Sanji from telling it was a lady's.]

Hello? Yes? Who's there?

[The words come out more quickly than he would have liked, but this was a nightmare, and even nightmares are dull without company. This comapny appeared to be... yellow.]

[He blinks a few times to be sure of what he's looking at.]

... y-yes, Miss? [It couldn't have been. It was a- but he was asleep, so...]

[historycodebook]

[This earth pony is stumbling around trying to literally gain his footing]

What the hell just happened?!

Using this account because I'm in it more often.

[fakediqtest.livejournal.com]

[Have another earth pony, who looks equally disgruntled. He's not even trying the standing thing yet, instead planted firmly on his rump.]

I was hoping you would know.

|Db

[historycodebook]

[Oh--oh, he thinks he got it--Nope. Reki falls back down]

How do these even work--

[tries again, plop, sighs]

... I'm going to guess a reality warper.

crashing this party because I do that most often :Ib

[bisssss-cuiiiit.livejournal.com]

Now really, I didn't have anything to do with this-

[Clip clop clip clop really chaps what's the problem? Never had four legs before?]

[Leans against a neatly painted white picket fence as if he's been doing this his whole life.] -and flattery will get you nowhere. I mean, I do like warping reality, it's true, but the whole thing is fairly relative...

Again, using this account because I'm more often in it

[fakediqtest.livejournal.com]

[There is a very white earth pony with strange markings and a cape on wandering around Ponyville. He looks lost. Approach y/n?]

And everypony loves Jack!pony

[love-hurricane.livejournal.com]

[There is a little grey cloud watching that funny caped creature.]

[It doesn't seem to be a very trusting little grey cloud. In fact, if clouds could have skeptical expressions, this one would have one fixed on the strange-marked pony beneath it.]

[It also has a pale blond tail that seems to have been neglected in the equation of it being a little grey cloud.]

And Jack!pony loves everypony else. Maybe.

[fakediqtest.livejournal.com]

[If there was an award for being totally oblivious, Jack would be winning it right now. He barely notices the little grey cloud, or its curious tail.]

Well Sanji's gonna love and tolerate the shit out of you anyroad.

[love-hurricane.livejournal.com]

[Well that suits everypony just fine, because that little grey cloud is going to keep itself to itself.]

[Until it rugby tackles the stranger like a quickly dispersing ball of lint.]

[The pair tumble about a bit until the rather stern (but triumphant) looking pegasus has the newcomer pinned under his hooves.]

Ha! Who goes there?! Friend or foe? Who are you? What's your business coming here? Are you hungry?

[lovableclover.livejournal.com]

[There's always fun to be had in Ponyville, and this little filly is the queen of having fun. Having just devoured some really tasty apple pie, she's all fueled up and ready for mischief!]

[Yotsuba prances through the middle of town, easily getting distracted by everything in her path and going to examine it eagerly.]

[alleyenobrain.livejournal.com]

[A lanky steel-grey creature with bright blue eyes is trying to do a nice, unassuming walk down the street, though he seems to be getting awfully distracted on his own right. So, he wasn't expecting the sudden tangle of tiny pony in his legs.]

D'gahh--!

Whuh--oh. Hey there, little thing, down there.

[lovableclover.livejournal.com]

Wha!

[It takes the green and yellow pony a few minutes to straighten herself out, before she looks up at the grey pony. Oh, a face she didn't know!]

Hey, mister! Who are you? Uh, up there?

[alleyenobrain.livejournal.com]

[The tall colt's apparent poor lack of coordination did not ease the process of getting her out, either.]

What, me? Oh, just. You know. Nopony special. Not like I've been living here a long time, should be memorable by now. Figures. Huh, fillies these days. Didn't your mom ever tell you to watch where you're going, anyway?

[bisssss-cuiiiit.livejournal.com]

[Oh no.]

[The red-maned, short-tailed earth pony that had, quite happily, been trotting down the street with a slightly malevolent grin does an impressive about-face on one hoof.]

[He'd just remembered something very important that he has to do somewhere else right away.]

[lovableclover.livejournal.com]

[TOO LATE]

HI MODDY!

[Your path is suddenly blocked by an overexcited filly. What do you do?]

I have no regrets.

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

[A grey earth pony with a straight black mane and broken sunglasses clops through town with a parade strut. He has a bow strapped to his back, though why he does is anypony's guess; he can't use it, after all.]

[He also doesn't seem very friendly.]

Nor do I

[love-hurricane.livejournal.com]

[Oh, now this one fit the description of 'suspicious looking pony' if anypony did.]

[Still, Sanji appears to be in a more generous mood this time, as no rugby-tackle greeting assails the stranger. The way the steel-blue pegasus plummets down to land directly in front of him, however, is quite alarming.]

HALT! Who goes there?!

Sorry, my teachers decided they hated everyone for the rest of the semester.

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

[That was probably a good choice, since rugby-tackling Equius would be like rugby-tackling a brick wall. A sweaty brick wall.]

[Equius doesn't seem too startled by the pegasus' appearance, no matter how sudden, taking it all with the grace of one who gets stopped often.]

My name is Equius Zahhak. Let me pass.

[bisssss-cuiiiit.livejournal.com]

[Hm. New one, got to give it that.]

[That lanky-limbed pony with the blood-red hair doesn't seem to be doing anything terribly out of sorts; just walking around admiring the scenery. He certainly doesn't look like he's from around here though, and those teeth...]

[Well, not everypony was destined to be a dental supermodel.]

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[unicorn!Ivan can't tell who's supposed to be here or not. He only knows that he's not supposed to, so he shyly trots up to the first pony he sees.]

Excuse me, do you know where this place is?

[bisssss-cuiiiit.livejournal.com]

Hm?

[The shock of red hair bobs as Mod turns to see- well, whoever this was. He doesn't seem at all phased by the fact he is being addressed by a mythological creature.]

Well, I suppose it's wherever it is. Not really my place to tell a place where to place itself.

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[Shapeshifting into an animal is really nothing new to Ivan. He's done so before. Though, he thought he was over randomly transforming into different things years ago. And what Ivan doesn't understand is why he can't change back and how he got here--Is that a horn on his head--He's a unicorn?! When did touch a unicorn?]

[One pale blond, confused unicorn is trying to look for some answers.]