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PONY POST

Now you're a pony. Were you a pony all along, or is this a new and baffling experience to you? I dunno. The only answer I have is PONIES AND MAGIC.

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A-ah, is that so?

[Now, whether it's antagonistic gesture or Sanji's long, hard upbringing as a realist in the face of nutrition, someone with an insight as to his labeling process of the world around him might have been alarmed to see the flashing subtitle beneath the cute fuzzy bunny.]

[Ingredient.]

[All that registers externally, however, is a narrowing of the eyes and one ear twitching back slightly before he follows Fluttershy into the house... tree... stable?]

Heavens, I had no idea ponies kept places so well... furnished?

[Fluttershy is nothing but completely oblivious to any appraisal of her little friend, however, and just seems happy that the two of them are getting along.]

Oh yes, I'm sorry if it's a bit cluttered, but I like a bit of a homey feel, personally.

[She pauses, and glances off] Oh, sorry... are you used to things being more, um, sparse, where you're from?

Oh no, no, actually... [He's begun walking around the friendly home with a feeling of familiarity] -this is quite close to what I'm used to.

[He manages to stop short of accidentally treading on a mouse with its tail in a sling, carefully walking around the little patient with nod of the head.]

Looks like you have a lot of clients.

Oh! I'm glad... I thought it must be so different from your own home... [Now that she's had a moment to think about it, she's really curious about where exactly this mysterious colt came from... but it's rude to pry, right...?]

Oh... yes... Ponyville is usually very safe, but things happen even in peaceful places. And... well... we are at the edge of the Everfree forest.

Mm, well, it's more land-based, that's true- [Sanji comments absent mindedly, now taking a very interested perusal of Fluttershy's stock- there's all sorts of things he recognises, but just as many that he's never used before. Hayseed, silver-birch tree bark, grass... he doesn't know why he never thought of using them before, as it seems to him that they'll all taste just wonderful.]

[Almost by accident he's started making several concoctions at once, the loss of his hands quite forgotten as he miraculously balances packages and bowls on his hooves and whirls a knife around between his teeth. Perhaps the conversation is enough to keep him from forgetting how absurd the whole thing is.]

Everfree forest? Why, is it a bad place? [He does something to a collection of oats and barley with a pestle that transforms it into a silvery powder, but it was too fast to see what.] How come you live so close to it?

[She smiles in understanding--or what she thinks is understanding] Coming to the earth for the first time was a shock for me as well, but I wouldn't leave for the world.

[Gosh, she's never seen anypony handle food like that! It's amazing! She hovers behind him, watching in quiet amazement]

Oh, it's not... bad, exactly, but it's... spooky. I mean, animals and plants take care of themselves out there. But, well... it's my responsibility to take care of the critters around, so if anything goes wrong out there, I can handle it... usually.

[Sanji completely misses the inference, simply replying with a smile that is far too adoring to be taken seriously.]

[Oblivious to the complete picture he gives her one of his most dazzling~~ly brainless~~ smiles whilst nudging a spectacular looking salad towards her with a hoof.] Well, someone so brave and hard working definitely deserves a treat.

[It appears to be compromised primarily of cowslip, young grass blades and violets, topped with the dressing of oat and barley blended in honey and dew.]

You help yourself, I'll wager there's something I can whip up to make your friends feel like they could take on the Everfree Forest any day!

O-oh, I don't know about that, but... thank you...

[Fluttershy stares at the plate, astounded.] This... looks delicious! Thank you so much, Mister Sanji, you really didn't have to go to so much trouble.

Oh, but... Didn't you make some for yourself?

Hm? Oh, no, but I'm not finished yet- [He lifts the spoon from whatever concoction he's set about summoning, indicating the rest of the room and its inhabitants.]

You've got a lot of patients, so you've got a lot of stomachs to feed, right? Can't get better without the right nutrition.

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/puts brain back on

/takes off cement shoes of employment