He opened his mouth, then closed it. Then gave the edible lesson on volatile chemistry another look. He hoped she was not asking what it sounded like she was.

"Miss, for your own safety, I must be blunt. I am not willing to share this."

It hissed at him as he poked at it with a spatula.

"Though if you think you'd get a laugh from watching me consume this, then I would welcome having someone nearby to call the paramedics."