DERP SQUAD: THE SERIES

[soabirdcameand]

We did it guys.

The PH is gone, everyone got to go home, and now it's all friends all the time. In space! Everything is great, and we're all going to be happy and together all the time going on space adventures. Three good pals, twirling through space in a spiffy box, and with definitely no sudden mysterious means to break them up again or ruin the fun. They can rest assured that they'll never have to go home to horrible traumas, or depressingly empty voids, and definitely never get pulled back into some evil plot by COMPASS, because those guys are definitely gone. Yep, Everything is as it should be.

"I DIDN'T DO IT!"

First someone should probably put the fire on the TARDIS' control panel out. Not Wheatley, though, he's too busy yelling instead of finding an extinguisher.

Like I said, as it should be.

Comments

omg this took me forever sorry

[acemedium]

"It's not like I had any water! Honestly, how else are we going to put out a fi--"

The ship lurched and the Doctor flailed and Maya lost her footing and flailed right with him. "--Iiiiiaaaaiie!"

Not that she would have been much help with the TARDIS anyway. Whatever was going on, her solution would have been to hit as many buttons as possible. "Caffeine's better than being on fire!" Nevermind that she'd actually missed the fire almost entirely. While the other two were flailing around and panicking, Maya seemed pretty non-plussed in comparison. .... Freakishly so, at that.

That is, up until she was snatched and grabbed.

"A-Are we leaving?!! Shouldn't we fix the STARDIS?" But she was really easily towed along, and skittered along with him as the whole place shook.

derp squad more like backtag squad augh

[soabirdcameand]

The Doctor's firm grip on Wheatley's collar proved an effective bar from his running away, though since they were moving for the door in the first place, the android didn't put up much resistance beyond the first squawk.

"No, no, Doctor's absolutely right, absolute best course of action--evacuation! Great, quick thinking, Doc, couldn't have put it better myself, give everyone a nice, nice holiday, some recuperation from the, er--" Over the familiar groans of the ship's materialization, a squeal of orange steam spat from the fire licking across the control panel. "From the that."

The doors themselves, however, didn't seem quite so ready to open up at first tug, either from spite or from the fact that they were still probably halfway through and unstable spatial field. "Oh come on, girl, give us a break, would you, I--If I said I'm sorry--not that I did anything wrong, but--would you just, be a friend, pop right on opGAH"

With a jolt, the doors sprang open, the jerking ship sending the trio out onto a hard, cold surface.