[Whatever Jack might be saying, all that Sanji knows is that he's keeping in line- even if that line is usually behind Hajime. If this is the approach that works, the fact that it's hilarious satisfying is just a bonus.]

Not very far to go now- just past the railway station and around the corner, or perhaps I should leave you in Hajime's capable hooves?

[He sends his friend a sparkling smile with an underlying 'for the love of Celestia take this nutjob off mine' look.]